iguanamouth:

iguanamouth:

my roommate and i are temporarily taking care of a Very Small Tiny Kitten that her aunt found in a boarded up shed and shes GONE and its just me in the house with the kitten and its Too Small i cant handle this

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too small

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notjustanoxymoron:

consultingsuperhusbands:

I am crying violently.

God, RDJ just looks like a little child, when they’re being hugged by their father.

notjustanoxymoron:

consultingsuperhusbands:

I am crying violently.

God, RDJ just looks like a little child, when they’re being hugged by their father.

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bromancing-the-stone:

americxanhorrorstory:

Ryan Murphy: Yes Evan Peters and Emma Roberts will have a relationship during Freak Show.

AHS Fandom:

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Augh

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splantamello:

beeswarm17:

karkat-san:

karkat-san:

Why was Oedipus against profanity?

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.

I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.

wait

(Source: gymleaderkarkat)

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holytaxaccountant:

lagerthalothbrock:

laura-hale-archive:

I was talking to my mom and ended up saying “I’m…bye” and she heard it as “I’m bi” so now she thinks I’m bisexual…

i posted this on january 11th of last year

and jokes on me bc i found out i am indeed bisexual

excellent

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duder-reese:

duder-reese:

people are trying to phase out roman numerals… not on my watch

oh come on guys, this joke was grVIII

(Source: samjulianbramham)

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awwww-cute:

Claw trap. Touch that belly and you’ll have a permanent kitty attached to your forearm

awwww-cute:

Claw trap. Touch that belly and you’ll have a permanent kitty attached to your forearm

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oomshi:

j6:

if you think about it, penises are the true fountain of youth

delete this

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