spirit-worldwarrior:

komadoodle:

you know what i always thought was kinda neat

when gay couples raise children and you have to pick something other than dad or mom for the kid to call you

because obviously dad and dad or mom and mom is rly confusing for all parties

can i make my future kids call me something really cool and my wife can be “mom”

can i be like megatron

"mommy’s busy go ask megatron"

(Source: deathofthekid)

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officialfrenchtoast:

why do hot bodies happen to people with shitty personalities

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gailsimone:

watchtowerislive:

a-twins:

Captain America and Winter Soldier/Bucky cosplay.

Captain America by Alexandra a.k.a. Daisy, Winter Soldier/Bucky by Evgenia a.k.a. mercury. (A-Twins a.k.a. близняхи)
Photo by awesome Jiyouh: http://jiyouh.tumblr.com/
Assistant - Vasya Vzdroihev: http://vasyavzdroihev.tumblr.com/

This is an absolutely beautiful display of cosplay on the part of all parties involved but I just have to say GET THAT POOR WOMAN OUT OF THAT TREE SHE IS IN HEELS ON A WET BRANCH AND I FEAR FOR HER ADORABLE LIFE

THIS is the movie I want to see!

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ekarusryndren:

anotherfirebender:

m1ssred:

chemical reaction

*how to spawn demons: a beginner’s guide to chemistry

image

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strangergirls:

oy-eld-thankee:

I love how the other one is like “whoop, heres my ride”

Get in, loser, we’re going mopping

strangergirls:

oy-eld-thankee:

I love how the other one is like “whoop, heres my ride”

Get in, loser, we’re going mopping

(Source: kittiezandtittiez)

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im-not-a-climbing-frame:

fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

The kids face behind her is my reaction


Nothing brings families together at the holidays like Cards Against Humanity.

im-not-a-climbing-frame:

fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

The kids face behind her is my reaction

Nothing brings families together at the holidays like Cards Against Humanity.

(Source: fuks)

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benesmauglocked:

rj4gui4r:

iventuredfromminecraftia:

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Genius

As an English teacher, this made me weep tears of awestruck joy.

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shimawa:

braydaaan:

torn-by-dreams:

I was trimming grass next to the side of the house and I found the tiniest snake I have ever seen.

WHY ARE YOU HOLDING A SNAKE DONT THEY LIKE KILL U?

tiny snake don’t kill
tiny snake friend

shimawa:

braydaaan:

torn-by-dreams:

I was trimming grass next to the side of the house and I found the tiniest snake I have ever seen.

WHY ARE YOU HOLDING A SNAKE DONT THEY LIKE KILL U?

tiny snake don’t kill

tiny snake friend

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